Saturday, November 26, 2016

Blunders, new plans and finally entering Burma

In Bangkok we stayed in a cheapish but decent and sympathetically named Home hug hostel, some 20 min walk away from the BTS station Chitlom. Aku and Taika stayed somewhat nearby in a super nice hotel. Together we enjoyed Bangkok’s awesome food selection and of course a few drinks. Aku also came with us to check out a local climbing gym called Urban Playground and afterwards we took part in the Loi Krathong light festival.

Urban Playground

Loi Krathong
The climbing gym wasn’t half bad but gosh it’s sweaty business to try and climb in these temps without aircon! We did some few hour session of bouldering before heading out to dinner and the Loi Krathong. Loi Krathong is a festival about light and the thing is to set the most beautifully decorated tiny baskets or ‘boats’ with 3 burning incense and a candle floating down a river. Taika got us one and we went to Asiatique, theme/shopping mall type of a park, next to the river to send ours. About a thousand others had the same idea but I think we were a bit late, most had already sent their floating decorations. Still, it was a nice sight, these burning candles floating in the darkness on a black river. I tried not to think of the ecological disaster caused by all that trash.

Aku training

And me training
Loi Krathong was visible all around the city

Decorations for sale

Taika bought the prettiest one

Boat ride to Asiatique


Getting ready

Aku sending the boat on its way

It was not an easy task, the basket to lower the decorations down was not quite suitable for the job


Never heard of Swensens but they make pretty good ice cream.
We came home late and started packing for our flight to Mandalay, Burma the next day. I was googling around since I had a bad feeling that we’d forgotten something. And indeed we had. The whole visa business wasn’t at all as easy as we for some reason had thought. I had read from the mighty internet before that to cross a land border without a visa is not allowed but it was now okay to arrive to the airports of Yangon and Mandalay and I remembered reading about a visa on arrival. Well that was not the case: instead of a visa on arrival one can now have an eVisa with which one can go to the airports but not cross land borders. Except: also this is now available for eVisa, since September 1st.

I had been meaning to check to make sure before but kept forgetting and since Chris was also convinced about voa, I just didn’t. What a moron...always always check and double check. Well. A lesson learned.

Of course to get an eVisa it can take as long as 3 days which meant we had no other choice than skipping our flight and to head to the Embassy to apply for a visa. We read many blog posts about the process beforehand in the morning to make sure we know where to go, when to go, what to have with us and what to ask for.

And so early morning we hopped in a taxi with our passports and copies of them and copies of the flight tickets out of Myanmar. We were still missing some passport pics for the visa application but we read we can take them there. We hoped to get an express visa for the same day.
It was a bit sad to miss the flight although financially it wasn’t a huge blow. But to get new tickets with such a short notice would be...Then I had a sudden stroke of genius ;) How about we take a night train to Chiang Mai and cross the border to Shan State? We were anyhow planning to visit this more remote and a bit more off ‘the tourist track’ area and now we’d have the right kind of visas too! (By then we didn’t yet know that eVisa is ok for land crossing too). I had never been to Chiang Mai and was happy go and see it too...And so suddenly we had a great new plan!!! Winging it with style ;)

We were at the Embassy at a pretty good time, about 30 min before opening and had the queue number 23. Right after us many many people arrived and some of them were actually still there in the afternoon when we picked up our express visas! To get one was no problem, the cost was 1 500 baht (~40 euros) when the eVisa would’ve been about the same, 50 USD I think.

But while leaving our application, the lady behind the counter noticed that our Thai immigration stamp was faulty! It said, correctly, that we had arrived on the 7th of November but then it said that we’d have to exit by the 6th of November - someone hadn’t changed the month for the last departure date in the stamp. Good grief. After being denied entrance to El Salvador and running around Central American borders because of missing stamps some years earlier I wanted to sort this out before the border crossing of Burma.

We made our way to the train station, bought tickets for an overnight train to Chiang Mai leaving at 18.10 and tried calling the immigration office but with no luck. A travel agent told us that our best bet is to just go there in person. And that’s what we did after collecting our passports and brand new visas as well our luggage.

The immigration office was in a huge government complex somewhere near Don Mueng airport. We rushed in just in time, 10 min before closing, and handed our passports to a perplexed officer. She looked at the stamps and started laughing! Chuckling, she showed them around to her colleagues before taking out a pen and a stamp and correcting the dates. Awesome! We were ready to head out of Bangkok. But hey, another lesson learned: check out those stamps on arrival!

Excited about our new plan we hopped in the luxurious night train and enjoyed a good night sleep before arriving to Chiang Mai. Chiang Mai is a smallish city in the Northern Thailand (edit. Chiang Mai is a big city with a smallish old town) and most tourists come here for trekking, cooking classes and the cafes and backpacker scene of the old town. Or well, I think the backpacker scene has gradually faded and been replaced by hipster/ more package kind of tourism. Still, it’s a cute town where one can just walk around and enjoy life. 

Celebrating 3 monthaversary with a bon bon on the train

We found us a room, breakfast and a scooter to rent. With that we drove in the crazy traffic to the bus station to buy tickets for the next day to get to the border. It was also time to do some laundry and plan our Burma stay a bit more. With many travel restrictions and only little up to date information this proved quite tricky. But we had an idea and were mentally prepared to change our plans if necessary.

In the evening we went to the local bouldering gym, Chiang Mai Rock Climbing Adventures, which had a small few walls but excellent problems. Climbing felt hard but so good.

Fancy room with elephant towel deco :D
Excellent coffee in Chiang Mai
CMRCA and the skinniest guy ever. Must be a sport climber.
Next day we bussed all the way to Mae Sai, crossed the border to Burma with no problems whatsoever and found ourselves in Tachileik: a strange border town with huge markets for day-shoppers that cross the border for that sole purpose. The town felt more Thai than Burmese, but we could already see some Burmese characteristics. First thing was the amazing service culture which Thailand, it feels, is losing a bit. Our fancyish hotel’s receptionist was so courteous and helpful that I almost felt embarrassed. He booked both the bus to Kengtung and the flight from Kengtung to Heho for us. We didn’t want to fly but it was the only option, it was not allowed for foreigners to pass from Kengtung to Inle Lake by land without an expensive guide and a hired car. We’re talking about thousands of dollars.

But yeah, secondly, we found out that absolutely no commission was taken by the hotel from booking these tickets! This we encountered in many parts of the country later on and were amazed. Also many things had a fixed price. Like plane tickets, they wouldn’t get more expensive or cheaper by time. Crazy.

Burma, we quickly noticed, has its quirks. Everything is, well...to put it honestly, always a little bit shittier than in Thailand :D (except service, obviously). Not necessarily in a bad way, mostly in a very funny way! As an example, we found a great little cafe with excellent coffee and something resembling western breakfast, or so we thought. Part of the menu was in English but the staff spoke absolutely no word of it. We ordered a mixed fruit salad since it was on the menu and when the pieces of fresh fruits came served on leaves of lettuce and topped with mayonnaise we couldn’t help but laugh! Mayo on a fruit salad. Jesus.

Burma, here we come

Chris too!

Nespresso hotel!? WHOT?

Little monks

Plus1 cafe's decoration

Also part of the decoration

I never remember to take pics when we still have food

Chris and his buddies

FIGHT!



Before hopping on the bus Chris had to drive around all kinds of immigration offices with the bus company representative to make sure we had all the necessary papers in order. No one ever asked to see them. I was tending for our baggage in the meanwhile and wondered about the Burmese people. They are super nice and so cute. But so strange. It’s very common to just go around in pyjamas the whole day. And to eat bamboo worms and crickets as a snack with some beer. And to chew on something (some leaf perhaps?) that makes your teeth all red and then spit the red stuff everywhere. Also in general EVERYTHING is cooked in such crazy amounts of oil and fat that even the Indians are left second. But it’s so interesting! Definitely a whole new culture and an adventure :D


Good advice

Pyjama party at the bus station
I opted out of the crickets and worms and bought pineapple instead

Bamboo worms



And other critters




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